It was a dark and stormy night.

Inside and out.

He was a big strapping guy with a blood alcohol level north of 400, dressed in a hospital gown like all the rest of the patients in that particular emergency department. The gown looked silly on one so agitated, like a little boy dressed in a tablecloth and trying his best to portray a good Achilles meeting his foes on the plain.

“Listen, buddy,” he began straightaway when the camera came on. “You are going to let me out of this f—–g hospital. That’s what you’re gonna do. Okay? You hear me? Okay? Okay.”

I explained who I was, how I was listening, how I was not his buddy, how the process worked. Standard issue telespeak. He was having none of that.

“Listen!” he belched, and I could smell the alcohol coming out of his pores even through the Polycom screen. If memory serves, Aldous Huxley called them Feelies. I tend to remember them being especially strong and potent during love scenes. There was no love lost here.

“I just had a few too many, I got sh-t-f—d, and now I want to go home and lay on my couch and watch TV and have everybody leave me the f–k alone.”

It only got worse from there.

He was not just mildly inebriated. He was s–t f—d. His words.

He was not just detained for evaluation. In his mind, he was captured. A prisoner.

He was not just mildly annoyed that he could not leave at will. He was enraged.

He was not thinking of using me in a clever or manipulative way to get what he wanted and walk out the door. He wanted to annihilate me.

Oh, nothing personal, mind you. When totally drunk off your ass and whirling like an F-5 tornado, stomping the next available person, whoever they might be, is just fine.

I don’t like losing control.

Do you?

I don’t like that feeling of letting my emotions get the upper hand, letting the anger wash over me like a storm surge topping out at thirty feet above sea level and having nowhere to go but up and out to saturate the landscape and drown everything it covers. I get some of that from from my mother, who was and is a very sweet, gentle, passive woman with a good heart. I get some of it from Dad, who was an engineer, a thinker, a problem-solver. Put those two together and you get a quiet, calm, sometimes over-thought-out look at the world around, with logical Spockian interpretations of stresses and problems and challenges. Sometimes that works just fine. Sometimes it doesn’t.

Back to our hero.

Achilles in his pale blue flowing cotton garment ready to do battle with Hector.

What must it be like to be that angry, I found myself thinking even as I listened to him, trying to catch a thread in the conversation that I could hold on to. What must it be like to be so full of rage that you could snap someone’s neck (physically, in reality) or shoot them or stab them with a knife or poison them slowly, the better to watch them die? (Yes, all true stories I’ve collected over the years) What must it be like to take in enough alcohol to let the tsunami start as a tiny one foot wave, build on itself as it races forward, piling more and more on until finally, it crests, crashing in so fast that very few can escape it, drowning the coastland and flood plain of you-don’t-understand-me.

What must it be like?

I’m quite sure I’ll never know.

How about you?

5 thoughts on “Rage

  1. Doc–Excellent writing, all of it. What you’re really doing, in many places, is writing prose poetry. Are you one of those “don’t know it” poets? I suspect so, but to confirm, check your feet. If they’re “long fellows” (size 11 or greater) the diagnosis is certain, and still a probability even if they’re not. Or, you might compare yourself to others suffering from this age-old malady. For example, Jim Dwyer of the New York Times– a poet masquerading as a journalist, and a damn fine journalist at that. My sources say you’re a damn fine healer/teacher as well–no need to “ask again later.” When human cloning becomes more practical, I’m going to launch a “Clone Greg Smith” fund, for two reasons: we need more of you; I don’t know how long one person can continue doing what you’re doing. Till then, I’ll just keep reading, and enjoying. A ahead full!


  2. Would not want to be you in that situation I do not drink..my parents owned a tavern in the 70s n 80’s. I learned that alcohol is not a good thing.


  3. He’s a bully at heart, then add some alcohol and he’s a raging bully! I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that, nor can I imagine being angry enough to hurt anyone. It amazes me that these people think they can say and do anything and not have any consequences. I hope you locked him up for a while. Keep him in SC though. We have plenty here in GA!!


  4. That clinches it, Doc. You’ll get my vote for Physician Laureate hands down. Or feet down, if you prefer. Either way, the ivy’s all yours!


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